The Real Edward Cullen

My brothers and soon to be sister in law were over last night and we somehow got on the topic of the New Moon premiere. I'm not a Twilight fan, but Steph is, and she is super excited to see the new film. We were talking about the idea of vampires, etc. and my brother said something so hilarious I had to share;

So, Edward Cullen doesn't bite people like a vampire, right? Right.

And he lives in the forest, right? Right.

And he sparkles in the sunlight right? Right.

And practically flies, right? Right.

So, he's actually not a vampire. He's not?

Nope, he's a fairy.

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